Corny Dad Jokes

My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough. He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.

Does Hawaii allow loud laughs, or just a low ha?

No more Suez Canal jokes. That ship has sailed.

I accidentally drank invisible ink. I'm in the hospital now waiting to be seen.

What do you call a doe with no eyes? No eye dear!!

Word on the street is, Cookie Monster has tested positive for COVID. It's the Om nom nom nomicron variant.

Historians have proved that people from every zodiac sign survived the sinking of the Titanic… Except Leo