Corny Dad Jokes

No one in Antarctica has COVID-19. It's because they are ice-o-lated.

By now every country has Coronavirus, but China got it right off the bat!

What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet? One’s a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.

Why did the ketchup blush when they opened the fridge? Because it saw the salad dressing!

How did the Romans cut their hair? Answer: With a pair of Caesars.

They say you are what you eat... well, today I bought some ready to eat chicken and when I got home, sure enough, I was ready to eat chicken.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse