Corny Dad Jokes

My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.

Darth Vader's suit wasn't free. It cost him an arm and a leg!

How do you get to the weight room at Hogwarts? Through the dumbbell door.

Know what goes great with a Coronavirus? Lime Disease

Don't be worried about your smart phone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!

A German tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, “here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, “are you a vet?” He said "vet? I am completely soaking!"

How come no one at the kings table laughed when he farted? Because noble gases don't cause reactions.