Corny Dad Jokes

A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments. This has left scientists scratching their heads.

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, it's on the house!

Every day at breakfast, I announce that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t. It was my longest running joke of the year.

My computer keeps freezing. I wonder if it's because it's overheating.

Believing only 12.5% of the Bible makes you an eighth theist.

I was just at an optometrist wedding. For the vows he took her for better or worse, better or worse, better or worse.

I figured my dad would spend all his savings on an expensive wig when he went bald, but one look and I realized it was a small price toupee.