Corny Dad Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of crows go camping? Murder within tent.

I recently joined a nudist colony. The first week was the hardest.

If H2O is Water and H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide, What is H2O4? Drinking

Genie: What is your final wish? Boy: I wish I were you. Genue: weurd but alrught.

I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader. The look on his face was priceless.

We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October. I call it my jingle bell rock.