Corny Dad Jokes

I only let my kids play the intro's to computer games, it's character building.
Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain.
What do you call a straight line of bunnies hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knee to test their reflexes. He really gets a kick out of it.
Is it just me, or are circles totally pointless?
Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career. I haven't heard from him since.
My Wife is freaking out about the coronavirus. She made me promise I'd put the mask on before I left for work this morning. Now I'm two hours late and I'm not even a fan of Jim Carey.
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