Corny Dad Jokes

I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, “I want to sue the airline!” The lawyer said, "you don't have much of a case."

I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal.

There's someone in town that is going from store to store shoplifting clothes in order of size. Police believe they're still at large.

What happens when you throw a Finnish sailor overboard? Helsinki

My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.

Alligators can grow up to 15 feet, but most only grow 4.

Why didn’t the skeleton go on the adventure? He didn’t have the guts.