Corny Dad Jokes

Why did the communist only use lower case letters? They hate capitalism!

I have a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too!

Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia! Man: Wait, I can explain everything!

People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain. Nobody expects The Spanish Ink Precision.

I keep asking people what LGBTQ stands for, but I'm not getting any straight answers.

Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine? It was about a weak back.

My son is now at that age where he's curious about the human body. I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.