Corny Dad Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Apparently nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire, but Quasimodo has a hunch...

What has four wheels and flies? A Garbage Truck.

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? He conditioned it.

I went swimming with the dolphins yesterday and had an amazing time with them. We just clicked.

My wife was pretty upset when she found out my nickname in college was “The Love Machine”. I was just really bad at tennis.