Corny Dad Jokes

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.

The Fast and The Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker. Fast 10: Your Seat Belts.

My wife just said, “It’s over”, started walking out on me, and I just sat there. I really enjoy watching the end credits.

My wife is mad that I keep introducing her as “my ex-girlfriend”

If your house doesn't have numbers on it, that's something you need to address.

Remember when plastic surgery was taboo? Now if you mention Botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.

People say filling your animals with helium is wrong. I say, whatever floats your goat.