Corny Dad Jokes

A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export. Also, import.

What does a panda use to make pancakes? A pan...duh...

I dared to ask my wife why she’s buying a giant tub of whiteout. Big mistake...

Why does the Dalai Lama go to Vegas so often? He loves Tibet.

Did you hear about the young genie who got a job and finally moved out of his parents' lamp to a one bedroom necklace? He was in-de-pendant.

I'm in a bad mood today. Why? because my neighbor attacked me with milk yogurt and cheese. Really? Yes I know how dairy!?

Everyone knows that the zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210 thanks to the show, but not as many people know the zip code to Dawson’s Creek. It's 90108...for our lives to be over!