Corny Dad Jokes

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime-mates!

My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. But now, it's all water under the fridge.

I asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she never showed up. I guess the two of us are never gonna work out.

Where do we store all our dad jokes? In the dadabase!

It's hard to believe national pancake day already passed yesterday. It really crêped up on us this year didn't it?!

Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays.

I’m well-prepared for a cashless society. Having kids already has me there.