Corny Dad Jokes

Bouncer: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave." Me: "Why?" Bouncer: "I have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline..."

What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union. It's not EU, it's me.

Pro-biotics, anti-biotics, we're all cultured here, right?

Scientists got bored watching the earth turn, so after 24 hours, they called it a day.

You know what they say about cliffhangers...