Corny Dad Jokes

I was just at a plastic surgery addict anonymous meeting. I was disappointed to see a lot of new faces.

What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it? Envelope

Nobody liked my close-up shots of different kinds of wheat. The photos were too grainy.

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 7 eat 9? Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

I know loads of jokes about cash machines. I just can't think of one atm.

Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the opposite of in is.

How quickly can Grandma bake cookies? In a Nana-second!