Corny Dad Jokes

They told me I’d never be good at Poetry because I’m Dyslexic, but so far I've made 2 vases and a jug and they turned out great!

I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it. Now she's independent.

How did I get out of Iraq? Iran

Don't throw your tissue away there, its snot recyclable.

If two rival car dealerships had a shared parking area, they would have a lot in common.

At the grocery store: milk - check, eggs - check, tomatoes - check. Clerk: Sir, please stop writing separate checks for every single item.

Wanna know why bees stay in their hive for the winter? 'Swarm