Corny Dad Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to share your secrets with a clock? Time will tell.

Just so everybody's clear, I'm going to put my glasses on.

Today I learned that author Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is.

I've watched all 153 seasons of House Hunters and I still haven't seen them shoot a single house!

I lost another audio-book and now I'll never hear the end of it.

I can’t believe that even after 15 years, I would still hear people making “Friends” references. No one told me life was gonna be this way.

Converting the numbers 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad... It makes me LIVID!