Corny Dad Jokes

Iron Man and the Silver Surfer are teaming up in the next movie. They are alloys.

My kids were very upset when our bunnies escaped. They're too young for hare loss.

Who led the Jewish people across a semi-permeable membrane? Os-moses.

I failed my fire safety course when I was asked what steps I would take in the event of an explosion. "Really big ones" wasn't an acceptable answer.

My wife complains a lot about being pregnant, but hey, it's one way to make a living.

I got a new job this week as the senior director of Old McDonald’s farm. I'm the new CIEIO.

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.