Corny Dad Jokes

Our water pipes were leaking and we couldn't figure out why, so we called a plumber came. Bad news: Our tree had grown into the pipes underground. Good news: we found the root cause.

I can tell if people are judgmental just by looking at them.

I just got back from a blind date. I still have no idea why she brought her dog.

A limbo champion walks into a bar. He is immediately disqualified.

I'm thinking about going to medical school to become a private investigator. I've always wanted to be a gynecologist.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

Iron Man without his suit is Stark naked.