Corny Dad Jokes

My wife said nothing rhymes with "orange". I said, no it doesn't...

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "y'know, one would have been enough..."

I think I'm going to quit my job and to clean mirrors for a living. It's something I can see myself doing.

To the thief who stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy now.

What's the temperature inside of a tauntaun? Luke warm.

What rock group has four guys that don't sing? Mt. Rushmore.

I'd tell you a plane joke, but it'd just go over your head.