Corny Dad Jokes

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket. You can hide, but you can't run!

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.

My boss says they're going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch that it's gonna be me.

Want to hear my favorite politically incorrect joke? Benjamin Franklin was a great president.

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

People who can't tell the difference between entomology and etymology bug me in ways that I can't put into words!