Corny Dad Jokes

Do backwards poets write inverse?

It's muggy outside, but inside it's burglary.

What do you call someone who has ten ants? A landlord.

Dad: *washing car with son* Son: Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?

I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthetic. He said "sure, knock yourself out."

I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!” She is watching our wedding video again...

I complained about my coffee tasting like mud and the barista told me it was fresh ground.