Corny Dad Jokes

Never trust a fisherman. They're always angling for something.

If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal he will be rolling in his grave!

A semicolon broke the law; it was given two consecutive sentences.

A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"

Dalmatians aren't very good at playing hide and seek because they're always spotted.

I don't know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it's definitely up there!

When does a bad joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.