Corny Dad Jokes

If I don't perfect human cloning I won't be able to live with myself!

I was going to tell a banana joke, but it's not appealing.

Yesterday, I crossed a road, changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is turning into a joke.

Why aren't unemployment jokes funny? They just don't work!

They say Nietzsche was the father of existentialism but the Ancient Egyptians were the first nihilists.

I just signed up for my works 401k, though I'm not sure I can really run that far...

Why doesn't the sun go to college? It already has 27,000,000 degrees.