Corny Dad Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog, it croaks every night!

Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.” That's the punch line.

The Queen just knighted the first cow in history. His title is Sir Loin.

I love eye jokes. The cornea the better.

My wife hated my impulse purchase of a new revolving chair, but then she sat on it. Eventually, she came around.

I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"

I don't think our kids are spoiled. I think most probably smell that way.