Corny Dad Jokes

My wife asked me to stop singing Wonder wall to her. I said maybe...

A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"

I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone...

Leather armor is perfect for sneaking around because it's made of hide.

How do you know if a sniper likes you? He missed you.

There's a difference between bad jokes and dad jokes. The first letter.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings.