Corny Dad Jokes

Due to the quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes now.

Why did the fisherman stop hauling shellfish? Answer: He pulled a mussel

Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.

The secret service doesn't yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they shout "Donald Duck!"

I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus from Amazon that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how disappointed I am.

My grandfather died because the report said he had Type-A blood. Unfortunately, it was a Type-O.

I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.