Corny Dad Jokes

People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad, but people who rob bakeries really take the cake.

Why is Ireland the best country to invest in? The capital is always Dublin!

While visiting the museum, I saw my ex girlfriend standing across the hall, but I was too self conscious to say hello. There was just too much history between us.

I'm a scientist studying the effects of THC on shorebirds and I'm very thorough. I'll leave no tern unstoned.

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.

What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizziscian

Due to the quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes now.