Corny Dad Jokes

I've been telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. I'm all about raisin awareness!

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One time I paid $20 to see Prince in concert, but I partied like it's $19.99!

What do lawyers wear to work everyday? Their lawsuit!

Maybe aliens haven't visited yet because they looked up reviews on our solar system and only saw 1 star.

How do you make a water bed more bouncy? You use spring water!

Never challenge death to a pillow fight. Unless you're prepared for the reaper cushions.