Corny Dad Jokes

I farted in the Apple store, and everyone got mad. It's not my fault they didn't have any windows.

I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there.

I'm not looking forward to seeing this new constipation movie. It hasn't come out yet, but I bet it's crap.

My mailman got a sex change. I guess you'd call him a post-man now.

I couldn’t decide how much lettuce to buy, but my wife helped me think through it. Two heads are better than one.

I've been telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. I'm all about raisin awareness!

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