Corny Dad Jokes

Robber: “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” Teller: "Don't you mean history?" Robber: "Don't change the subject!"

A man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round.

I farted in the Apple store, and everyone got mad. It's not my fault they didn't have any windows.

I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there.

I'm not looking forward to seeing this new constipation movie. It hasn't come out yet, but I bet it's crap.

My mailman got a sex change. I guess you'd call him a post-man now.

I couldn’t decide how much lettuce to buy, but my wife helped me think through it. Two heads are better than one.