Corny Dad Jokes

I collected a lot of data to disprove observation bias. The results were exactly as I expected.
Ever since my wife and I bought a waterbed, we've slowly drifted apart.
My son is using a calculator, a spreadsheet, an abacus and a slide rule to work out 32/8...he's got a lot to answer four.
Last night my wife and I watched two movies back to back. Luckily, I was the one facing the TV.
A man is at a funeral for an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says yes, and the man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Bargain". The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means a great deal."
I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "they're right behind you."
A new study shows that listening to Queen albums can actually be bad for your health due to their unusually high Mercury content.
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