Corny Dad Jokes

My kid wanted to get a spider from the pet store, but they are really expensive. I can get a real cheap one off the web.

How much does a pirate pay for ear piercings? A buck an ear.

My new sweater kept building up static and shocking people. So I exchanged it for another free of charge.

Did I already tell my amnesia joke?

What do you call a row of people picking up mozzarella? A cheesy pickup line.

Not every looks good with a wig, but I bet you could really pull it off!

I always make sure to bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing. Just in case I get a hole in one.