Corny Dad Jokes

My new sweater kept building up static and shocking people. So I exchanged it for another free of charge.

Did I already tell my amnesia joke?

What do you call a row of people picking up mozzarella? A cheesy pickup line.

Not every looks good with a wig, but I bet you could really pull it off!

I always make sure to bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing. Just in case I get a hole in one.

I collected a lot of data to disprove observation bias. The results were exactly as I expected.

Ever since my wife and I bought a waterbed, we've slowly drifted apart.