Corny Dad Jokes

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

A cop left a nice note under my wipers to let me know I'd parked my car correctly. It said "parking fine".

You know there's no official training for garbage men? They just pick things up as they go along.

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two...

You can throw an envelope as far as you want, but it’ll still be stationery.

We owe a lot to sidewalks. They've been keeping people off the streets for years!