Corny Dad Jokes

My friend went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him. He just can't part with it.

Is it okay to peek into your neighbor’s house if you are still technically in your own property? Personally, I'm on the fence...

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get a no-bell prize!

When I was younger, I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. Then I was born.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe you idiot, breathe!"

What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet? I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.