Corny Dad Jokes

What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car man

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag's a big plus.

Broken bridges really annoy me. I just can't get over them!

Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.

So I knocked over a stack of glasses at the optometrist today & everyone turned around. I guess it was a spectacle.

My friend said they didn't understand cloning. I said, "that makes two of us."

Geology rocks, but geography is really where it's at.