Corny Dad Jokes

The other day, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.

Did you hear about the guy who came up with the first knock knock joke? He won a no-bell prize!

What'd the buffalo say to his son that was leaving for college? Bison

I hear dogs can't work an MRI, but catscan.

My wife doesn't think I'm handy enough to change out a light switch. Well she's in for a shock!

Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater

At any given moment, the urge to sing, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.