Corny Dad Jokes

The movie theater near us bans large bags to keep people from smuggling in food, but I've got a few Twix up my sleeve.

My blind friend was left by his deaf wife. He didn't see the signs.

Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work.

Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo. We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.

I made a website to cheer up depressed tennis players, but the servers are still down.

I was trying to come up with jokes about golf, but they were all subpar.

A Dad walks into a bookstore and says, “ Can I have a book by Shakespeare?” The shopkeeper says, “of course, sir, which one?” The dad replies. "William"