Corny Dad Jokes

A slice of apple pie is $2.75 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Whoever figured out the 'days of the month correspond with your knuckles' thing had too much time on their hands.

I tried to explain to my son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. He still won't stop making fun of me though.

Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.

Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine

I've been reading a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.

A guy tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.