Corny Dad Jokes

What does a spy wear on his feet? Answer: Sneakers

I've run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead. The Times are rough!

Went to the store to get eight cans of sprite. When I got home, I realized I only picked seven up.

A man is staying in a hotel. He walks up to the front desk and says, “Sorry, I forgot what room I’m in, can you help me?” The receptionist replies, “No problem, sir. This is the lobby.”

What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me.

I don't have a dad bod. It's more of a father figure.

If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”, they get really ticked off.