Corny Dad Jokes

What does a spy wear on his feet? Answer: Sneakers

I've run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead. The Times are rough!

Went to the store to get eight cans of sprite. When I got home, I realized I only picked seven up.

A man is staying in a hotel. He walks up to the front desk and says, “Sorry, I forgot what room I’m in, can you help me?” The receptionist replies, “No problem, sir. This is the lobby.”

I don't have a dad bod. It's more of a father figure.

If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”, they get really ticked off.

A slice of apple pie is $2.75 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.