Corny Dad Jokes

I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane. We're currently filming the pilot.

Do you guys remember when I told you about my spine issue? It was about a weak back.

I loaned my girlfriend $100 sometime soon after we met. After 3 years, when I broke up with her, she returned exactly $100. I guess I just lost interest in that relationship.

Please avoid using a website called Constipated.com It wouldn't let me log out!

Did you know that fully grown deer don't like melted cheese? But their fawn do!

Did you see Trump's State of the Union speech? Apparently Nancy Pelosi thought it was tearable.

A friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese. It's the Wurst Käse scenario!