Corny Dad Jokes

My wife didn’t think I would give our daughter a silly name, but I called her Bluff.

I ate four cans of alphabet soup...then had the biggest vowel movement ever.

The rate at which wood burns in a fireplace can be calculated with a log function.

You can throw an envelope as far as you want, but it’ll still be stationery.

The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.

Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark...

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot.