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#682
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.
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#681
My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough. He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
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#680
Why did the wizard’s wife have hickeys on her neck? Because he was a neck-romancer.
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#679
What do you call a belt of watches? A waste of time.
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#678
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What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two
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#677
My car battery just quit working. I guess it had a terminal illness.
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#676
How do trees go online? They just log-in.
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