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Did you hear about the inmate with a stutter who died in prison? He was never able to finish his sentence.
Spongebob may be the main character, but Patrick is the real star!
Doctor: We had to remove your colon. me why?
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James Bond once slept right through an earthquake. He was shaken, not stirred
Mom used to feed me alphabet soup because she said I really liked it. I didn't though, she was just putting words in my mouth.
I met my wife on a camping trip. Some people say she's unattractive, with a bland personality, but I find her pretty in tents.
If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why.
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