Dad Jokes

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

I got a new job this week as the senior director of Old McDonald’s farm. I'm the new CIEIO.

My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. That's inflation for you...

My wife complains a lot about being pregnant, but hey, it's one way to make a living.

I failed my fire safety course when I was asked what steps I would take in the event of an explosion. "Really big ones" wasn't an acceptable answer.

Who led the Jewish people across a semi-permeable membrane? Os-moses.

My kids were very upset when our bunnies escaped. They're too young for hare loss.