Dad Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA. The cops are still building a case, but are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

What do you call fake potatoes? Imitaters

Which knight is the protector of foods? Sir anwrap

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. oof...

They’re prison guards because they’re not tall enough to be prison centers.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!