Dad Jokes

Why did the communist only use lower case letters? They hate capitalism!
I sleep with a bat under my bed. Just in case someone breaks in and wants to learn about echolocation.
Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get a no-bell prize!
I just spent a whole bunch of money on a limo only to find out it didn't include the driver. All that money, and nothing to chauffeur it.
I recently bumped into the guy that sold me an antique globe. It's a small world.
I accidentally got rice in my headphone jack. Now all my music sounds grainy.
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection. She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
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