Dad Jokes

I have been so bored without any sports due to COVID-19, so I have resorted to watching worms getting killed in my back yard by birds.... The Cardinals are leading the Blue Jays 5-3

What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet? One’s a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.

My Wife is freaking out about the coronavirus. She made me promise I'd put the mask on before I left for work this morning. Now I'm two hours late and I'm not even a fan of Jim Carey.

I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing, but this was as close as I could get.

By now every country has Coronavirus, but China got it right off the bat!

No one in Antarctica has COVID-19. It's because they are ice-o-lated.

If you spend a lot of time around someone who tells corny jokes, you’re at risk of getting the groana-virus. Since there’s no vaccine, doctors say laughter is the best medicine.