Dad Jokes

I farted in the Apple store, and everyone got mad. It's not my fault they didn't have any windows.
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with goats. Meh.
Old MacDonald's son joined the army. He is now E.I. G.I. Joe.
Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
A man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round.
Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain.
How do I feel when there's no coffee? Depresso...
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