Dad Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA. The cops are still building a case, but are having a hard time putting the pieces together.
What do you call fake potatoes? Imitaters
Which knight is the protector of foods? Sir anwrap
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. oof...
They’re prison guards because they’re not tall enough to be prison centers.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
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