Dad Jokes

What do you call a doe with no eyes? No eye dear!!
I accidentally drank invisible ink. I'm in the hospital now waiting to be seen.
No more Suez Canal jokes. That ship has sailed.
What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me.
Does Hawaii allow loud laughs, or just a low ha?
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.
My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough. He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
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