Dad Jokes

I wrote a book on penguins, but in retrospect, I realize that paper would have been easier.
Chickens like to draw, but a cock'll doodle, too.
I thought I spotted a leopard once, but it turns out they’re born like that.
Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. They’re always plotting something.
I tried calling the tinnitus helpline, but it just kept ringing.
To the thief who stole all my cans of red bull, I don't know how you can sleep at night.
Why is being a dwarf not all that it is cracked up to be? Because 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy!
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