Dad Jokes

Geology rocks, but geography is really where it's at.

How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training.

People who can't tell the difference between entomology and etymology bug me in ways that I can't put into words!

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Did you hear about the frog who parked illegally? He got toad.

I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. I should have cooked it at aloha temperature!

Want to hear my favorite politically incorrect joke? Benjamin Franklin was a great president.