Dad Jokes

Word on the street is, Cookie Monster has tested positive for COVID. It's the Om nom nom nomicron variant.

What do you call a doe with no eyes? No eye dear!!

I accidentally drank invisible ink. I'm in the hospital now waiting to be seen.

No more Suez Canal jokes. That ship has sailed.

What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me.

Does Hawaii allow loud laughs, or just a low ha?

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays, but in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.