Dad Jokes

Know what goes great with a Coronavirus? Lime Disease

How do you get to the weight room at Hogwarts? Through the dumbbell door.

Darth Vader's suit wasn't free. It cost him an arm and a leg!

My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.

I figured my dad would spend all his savings on an expensive wig when he went bald, but one look and I realized it was a small price toupee.

I was just at an optometrist wedding. For the vows he took her for better or worse, better or worse, better or worse.

Believing only 12.5% of the Bible makes you an eighth theist.