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#689
Historians have proved that people from every zodiac sign survived the sinking of the Titanic… Except Leo
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#688
Word on the street is, Cookie Monster has tested positive for COVID. It's the Om nom nom nomicron variant.
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#687
What do you call a doe with no eyes? No eye dear!!
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#686
I accidentally drank invisible ink. I'm in the hospital now waiting to be seen.
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#685
No more Suez Canal jokes. That ship has sailed.
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#684
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What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me.
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#683
Does Hawaii allow loud laughs, or just a low ha?
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