RIP boiling water. You shall be mist.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.
How do you know if a sniper likes you? He missed you.
A cop left a nice note under my wipers to let me know I'd parked my car correctly. It said "parking fine".
You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.
The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.
You know there's no official training for garbage men? They just pick things up as they go along.
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