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My new sweater kept building up static and shocking people. So I exchanged it for another free of charge.
A cop left a nice note under my wipers to let me know I'd parked my car correctly. It said "parking fine".
Not every looks good with a wig, but I bet you could really pull it off!
Why is it faster to steal second base than third base? Because there's a short stop between second and third.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.
How do you know if a sniper likes you? He missed you.
I just found out my friend has a secret life as a priest. It's his altar ego.
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