Not every looks good with a wig, but I bet you could really pull it off!
Why is it faster to steal second base than third base? Because there's a short stop between second and third.
I bought a value laxative at the pharmacy. It gave me a good run for my money.
You can't tell a pun to a kleptomaniac. They take everything literally.
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He as too far out man.
If you don't pay your exorcist bills do you get repossessed?
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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