I tried to explain to my son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. He still won't stop making fun of me though.
The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.
You know there's no official training for garbage men? They just pick things up as they go along.
What is Pac Man's favorite piece of cookware? A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok
I just got back from a Transformers convention and boy are my arms tires.
I bought a value laxative at the pharmacy. It gave me a good run for my money.
You can't tell a pun to a kleptomaniac. They take everything literally.
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