The other day, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.
Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleevies.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.
I don't have a dad bod. It's more of a father figure.
I can cut wood just by looking at it. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.
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