Corny

For anyone needing help with ladies, try this pickup line. Ford F-150, Dodge Ram, Chevy Silverado, Toyota Tundra, Nissan Titan, Honda Ridgeline
I stopped ironing my clothes. I've got less pressing concerns.
The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it's even more stupid...
I've been reading a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark...
Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you. You have my Word.
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