Dad Jokes

I was just diagnosed as colorblind. I know, it certainly came out of the purple!
Did you hear about the guy who came up with the first knock knock joke? He won a no-bell prize!
I heard T-Mobile and Sprint are looking to get together. The wedding doesn't sound like much, but I bet the reception is fantastic!
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows
Not every looks good with a wig, but I bet you could really pull it off!
The other day, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.
I give free math tutoring in algebra & calculus, but not geometry. That's where I draw the line.
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