Dad Jokes

I dated a ghost once. Nice girl, but she lacked substance.
Last night, I dreamed I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
Elevators really freak me out, so I've been taking steps to avoid them.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The P is silent.
The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous, but backwards, it's even more stupid...
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't put it down!
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and I right.
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