Dad Jokes

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their little brooms.
I admit, I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.
I told my wife it was her turn to shovel the steps. All I got were icy stairs.
When my kids are in trouble I read them jokes from this site. It's a great form of pun-ishment.
I don't think our kids are spoiled. I think most probably smell that way.
I just got back from a Transformers convention and boy are my arms tires.
I don't have any kids but I still tell dad jokes. He loves them.
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