Dad Jokes

Working at a crematorium is a great way to urn a living.
Sometimes I tell dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.
How do you cut the ocean in half? You use a sea saw
I always make sure to bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing. Just in case I get a hole in one.
What'd the buffalo say to his son that was leaving for college? Bison
Why is it faster to steal second base than third base? Because there's a short stop between second and third.
I've got a class for learning how to make ice cream. I just love Sunday School!
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